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Looney Limericks

May 16, 2013
By mcbossy SILVER, West Melbourne, Florida
mcbossy SILVER, West Melbourne, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
Do what you like, like what you do.


There once was a young girl named Cindy,
Her dress blew up since the beach was quite windy.
She ran and grabbed a towel,
Did a split and stepped on an owl,
When she got home was much more bendy.


Adam lay on the hillside in the sun,
He thought going tanning would be quite fun.
A snake came along,
Sang Adam a song,
Adam decided his sunbathing was done.

Kaya rowed through a stream to a small lake,
Then surprised her beetle friends with a nice cake.
They jumped up in joy,
Turned up the music for the boys,
The rainforest started to shake.

Tristan liked to jump over large fires,
Until he tripped and cut his arm on a wire.
He lay in a hospital bed,
The doctor looked at him and said,
“Let’s stick with reading books by Stephanie Meyer.”

There was an old gypsy named Gabriella,
At the market she met a nice, elderly fellow.
They went to the circus,
Learned how to twerk it,
When they got home they were oh so very mellow.


The author's comments:
I love limericks and through these I expressed my spontaniety.

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