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Heaven on Earth, is what they say,
My eyes mistake me, for there can be no way
That I just saw a curly fry today.
Managers say they just came out.
That makes me tingly, and I want to shout,
“How could this dreadful food linger about?!”
Get in line, I have to have one.
I tell myself, “There will be no making fun.”
Another one bites the dust, his order is done.
That leaves me next in line,
For it is just a matter of time.
I step up to the counter, it smells like pine.
My mouth opens, but I cannot speak!
My whole entire world has gone bleak!
This it IT!!! I’ve hit my peak.
I walk out of line, and open the door,
Then I spot it! On the floor,
A single curly fry, with a note that reads ‘GALORE.’
Its presence infuriates me!
It burns me! It pains me!
It feels like I’ve been stung by a bee.
I study it, it for sure was not hollow.
All of this stress was making me quite wallow.
I calm myself, and take a swallow.
I bring it up to my mouth again for a second bite.
I scream, shout, and shriek in fright!
It seems as if this curly fry was winning the fight!
As I remember swallowing, I look back on that day,
I give myself a quick hooray!
I ended up going the right way,
Eating that curly fry, that day.