How to Be a Robber

May 22, 2011
By Mi-Ish-Awzum GOLD, Beirut, Other
Mi-Ish-Awzum GOLD, Beirut, Other
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First, you have to dress completely in black
Then you have to go inside a bank
Then, tell everybody to freeze
Finally, you grab a slice of cheese
Then, you leave with your mind, which is completely blank

When you get arrested
Tell the police you’re not interested
In what they have to say
‘Cause they’ve been talking to you all day
So just sit there, as if you’ve been jested

When you are in jail
Ask for someone to bail
‘Cause the cell’s gray and dark
So you can’t feed your shark
But don’t worry, this plan won’t fail

After you leave the cell
Start ringing the bell
That tells everybody you’re out
But don’t expect them to scream and shout
‘Cause you’re just a beginner and you’re not well

The author's comments:
I just like writing how-to pieces. It's really fun and sometimes makes sense. Usually, it will tell you how to actually do things.

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on Jun. 26 2011 at 6:11 pm
Come-n-Gone GOLD, Unionville, Missouri
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Favorite Quote:
Isn't it funny how it only takes a few seconds to say hi, but forever to say goodbye?

i love this. it's hilarious. this is something that my six year old cousin would do just to see what happens. LOL!!!!

on Jun. 26 2011 at 12:33 am
IAmWhoIWantToBe PLATINUM, Manila, Other
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Favorite Quote:
‎"I’m learning how to drown out the constant noise that is such an inseparable part of my life. I don’t have to prove anything to anyone. I only have to follow my heart and concentrate on what I want to say to the world: I run my world." - Beyoncé

this is funny


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