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July 21, 2010
By ThatClarinetPerson SILVER, Tequesta, Florida
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ThatClarinetPerson SILVER, Tequesta, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
"Life. Don't talk to me about life."
~Marvin the Paranoid Android (from the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series)
Statistical analysis suggests that i am probably in tune with someone
(hahahahaha! I love this cause i'm never ever ever in tune >o

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There once was a boy named Lyle.
He had a pointy toothed smile.
He swam in the deep
Staying underneath
Lyle the crocodile.
One day our croc was hungry.
So hungry it wasn’t funny.
He swam and swam
But he could only find spam
Which ruined the day for poor Lyle.

© Heather H., LaHarpe, IL

The author's comments:
Just a silly limerick I thought up when I was bored. Folding towels, actually :)
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ThatClarinetPerson SILVER said...
on Nov. 14 2010 at 7:27 am
ThatClarinetPerson SILVER, Tequesta, Florida
8 articles 0 photos 226 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Life. Don't talk to me about life."
~Marvin the Paranoid Android (from the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series)
Statistical analysis suggests that i am probably in tune with someone
(hahahahaha! I love this cause i'm never ever ever in tune >o

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hahaha. Thanks :)
Healing_Angel SILVER said...
on Nov. 13 2010 at 7:24 pm
Healing_Angel SILVER, Sydney, Other
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Very cute! Like it a lot! 5/5!
ThatClarinetPerson SILVER said...
on Sep. 30 2010 at 5:17 pm
ThatClarinetPerson SILVER, Tequesta, Florida
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Favorite Quote:
"Life. Don't talk to me about life."
~Marvin the Paranoid Android (from the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series)
Statistical analysis suggests that i am probably in tune with someone
(hahahahaha! I love this cause i'm never ever ever in tune >o

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:) thank you muchly!
SilverLuna SILVER said...
on Sep. 30 2010 at 5:16 pm
SilverLuna SILVER, _________, Washington
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Haha, I like this one alot. And when you wrote that it came to you while you were folding towels, I can totally relate to that. Lol, Good Job!