Miss jessy had a pontiac
Miss Susie had a steamboat
The pontiac had a horn
the steamboat had a bell
Miss jessy went to Japan
Miss Susie went to Heaven
The pontiac went to
the steamboat went to
corn is very yummy
hello operator
please give me some creamed corn
please give me number nine
and if you don’t give me some,
and if you disconnect me,
I’ll hit you with a
I'll kick you from
Thorn is in my side
Behind the refrigerator
You are very annoying
there was a piece of glass
Please walk away from me
Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little
and with those toys stop
ask me no more questions
toying with my feelings
tell me no more lies
playing with trust
the boys are in the bathroom
the girls are in the kitchen
zipping up their flies
cutting off their crusts
are in the city, bees are in the park
on PB&J, crusts on pizza pies
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
Miss Jessy and her acquatenance
are kissing in the
are beating up those
D-A-R-K
G-U-Y-S
D-A-R-K
G-U-Y-S
DARK, DARK, DARK
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS
Darker than the ocean
Guys are very stinky
Darker than the sea
Guys are very mean
Darker than the underwear
Guys are very funny looking
my momma puts on me
especially ones named Dean
I know I know my Ma, I know I know my Pa
I know I know my fish, I know I know my dish
I know I know my sister with the 50 acre bra!
I know I know Alaria who made a birthday wish!