I hate summer
Sun is not nice
I prefer winter
And snow, and ice
Boy, I am hungry
Can I eat please?
Oh, so hungry
This carrot’s a tease
Wrapped in this ugly scarf
I prefer designer
And my eyes,
Well I prefer eyeliner
Where is my Prada purse?
My lipstick in “cover me pink”
You say it could be worse
Well, that’s what you think
Where is my cell phone?
I need to text now
My sticks are twitching
Give it to me now!
I don’t care how
I’m sitting here melting
And my very last request
Is to get my Gucci flip-flops
The pink ones fit best



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