Teenage Snowman

December 28, 2009
I hate summer
Sun is not nice
I prefer winter
And snow, and ice

Boy, I am hungry
Can I eat please?
Oh, so hungry
This carrot’s a tease

Wrapped in this ugly scarf
I prefer designer
And my eyes,
Well I prefer eyeliner

Where is my Prada purse?
My lipstick in “cover me pink”
You say it could be worse
Well, that’s what you think

Where is my cell phone?
I need to text now
My sticks are twitching
Give it to me now!
I don’t care how

I’m sitting here melting
And my very last request
Is to get my Gucci flip-flops
The pink ones fit best

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eb123soccer said...
Feb. 6, 2010 at 9:59 am
<3 this poem!
Dragondust said...
Feb. 6, 2010 at 9:27 am
This poem is awesome! I can so see a teenage snowman saying these things!
horselover24 said...
Feb. 5, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Love this poem, it is awesome!
mesoccer51 said...
Jan. 20, 2010 at 4:36 pm
i like it how you made the snowman a teenager and showed how a teenage snowgirl would act/say.
Miley595sunshine said...
Jan. 20, 2010 at 3:26 pm
This is my most favorite poem on teen ink!
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