My Cat

June 1, 2009
By Anonymous

I have a cat.
It ate my hat.
That cat is fat.
Did't think that cat could do that.
Now that cat climbed my bat.
I threw the bat with the cat.
That cat just keeps coming back.
How do I get rid of that cat?
Maybe if I get a rat.
Then the cat can't come back because I have a rat.
Darn the rat got trapped by the cat.
No more rat and I still have the cat!


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on Oct. 22 2013 at 10:34 pm
LadyGrey SILVER, Ithaca, New York
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Favorite Quote:
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." --J.K. Rowling
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." --Oscar Wilde
"You're a f***ing potato." --Emilie Autumn

This isn't actually a limerick. The limerick rhyme scheme is AABBA, typically in five-line anapestic meter (two unstressed syllables followed by a stressed syllable.) If you re-write it so that it actually fits the form, it has the potential to be a funny poem.

on Jun. 30 2011 at 11:18 am
Antoinette16 GOLD, Ringgold, Georgia
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Favorite Quote:
"We could be a beautiful, miracle, unbelievable, instead of just invisible" Taylor Swift :)

This limerick is really funny. I have two cats so I know what it feels like to want to get rid of them and they keep coming back.

on Jun. 8 2011 at 2:09 am
Healing_Angel SILVER, Sydney, Other
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Favorite Quote:
Live for today, not for tomorrow

This is well written! It's clever and easy to remember too! Well Done! :)

Bandit said...
on Apr. 14 2010 at 12:03 pm
Bandit, Yakama, California
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Favorite Quote:
Burn everything to the ground

awsome poem but dont throw a bat at the cat unless you want to kill it

bmmsjm said...
on Mar. 2 2010 at 8:45 am
the poem was awesome it needs no work on it its great

bmmscm said...
on Mar. 2 2010 at 8:45 am
this poem needs no improving because its really funny

MalPal said...
on Nov. 13 2009 at 11:03 pm
This is amazing! lol I couldn't stop laughing!

samantha said...
on Nov. 13 2009 at 3:53 pm
lol. i loved it.

on Sep. 18 2009 at 11:42 am
HeavenCooley GOLD, Stillwater, Oklahoma
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haha ummm its fuunny!!!

on Sep. 3 2009 at 4:06 am
Elfreda Tetteh BRONZE, Accra, Other
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Great! This is really funny!




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