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Haikus for the Trash Stealers
February 24, 2017
The devil is real
His minions take form as thieves
Raiding my garbage
What is a raccoon?
Nature's reject trash bandit;
Black eyes masking rage.
I would go outside
To destroy it with my broom
Cursed fate, more arrive
I burn my trash. Why?
So the raccoons can't mate there.
Because f*** raccoons.
© Michelle W., Ada, MI
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I suppose I can't take sole credit for originality of writing aggressive haikus about animals. Inspired by the haikus titled "Horses Are the Frat Boys of Farm Animals.”