Haikus for the Trash Stealers

February 24, 2017
By SayakaRxy GOLD, Honolulu, Hawaii
SayakaRxy GOLD, Honolulu, Hawaii
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The devil is real
His minions take form as thieves
Raiding my garbage

What is a raccoon?
Nature's reject trash bandit;
Black eyes masking rage.

I would go outside
To destroy it with my broom
Cursed fate, more arrive

I burn my trash. Why?
So the raccoons can't mate there.
Because f*** raccoons.

The author's comments:

I suppose I can't take sole credit for originality of writing aggressive haikus about animals. Inspired by the haikus titled "Horses Are the Frat Boys of Farm Animals.”

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