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Spongebob Haiku's

Bikini bottom
There is nautical nonsense
Spongebob and Patrick

Patrick has no nose
Spongebob’s looks like a French fry
Squidward’s nose is big

Sandy is southern
Sandy likes the rodeo
She is from texas

Gary won the race
He beat the pedigree snail
He beat Patrick’s rock

Plankton is a thief
Give me the formiloi
He never succeeds

Alaskan bull-worm
Sandy rode him all the way
Into the sunset

The jelly-fish fields
Spongebob goes jelly-fishing
He uses a net


 




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