The Techie Toddler

January 27, 2012
By ryudkiss SILVER, Brooklyn, New York
ryudkiss SILVER, Brooklyn, New York
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Favorite Quote:
'Aut Vincere Aut Mori.' Translation: Either Conquer or Die.

A child walked up to me
to the computer help booth
He came and asked this:

"I am finding that
the DSL line that my
father established,"

"is not running at
full bandwidth, and the feedback
is becoming slow."

I asked where his mom
was. He said, "They are,"
"in cryogenic stasis."

Me, dumbfounded, asked:
"What is that you are making,
with those small legos?'

He said, "A small megawatt
laser to torment the cat.

"I shall study its
reactions to said laser,
and notate this whilst,"

"I check the proper
photon output from the small
ductile lego switch."

"And how old are you?'
I asked with stupidity.
"This many", he said,

while showing two thumbs.
That is how Bill Gates has a
two year old worker.

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