The first of April
Not only it’s April fools
But my biff’s birthday

Myspace is out and
Facebook is the new in thing
Connecting with peeps
Definition of
Ideal American girl
Hot, skinny, and blonde

Apple company
Greatest inventions ever
Improving non-stop

I can’t wait until
I go to college, two things
Study and make friends

MTV’s The Hills
Lauren Conrad is awesome
Fashion is her life

Anger everyone
Experiences it
Cannot get away

Abbreviations
Obvi, def, sched, o-m-g
Oh heyyy I love it.

Ugg are the shiz
They’re like outside slippers
Comfy, soft and warm