Sexy Toaster MAG

December 18, 2009
By Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi


I
This tart appliance
can turn on any bagel
in her hot embrace

II
Industrial strength
steel and heated copper coils
Pleasure perfected


The author's comments:
Ever play apples to apples? For sensual, I played toaster. And won.

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on Apr. 1 2011 at 6:11 pm
IamtheshyStargirl PLATINUM, Lothlorien, Utah
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Favorite Quote:
Boredom instigates extreme creativity.
~Amoniel

"Bowing gratefully to all of my subjects, 'thank you. Thank you. The pleasure is mine." Nah, I'm just kidding. We're all kings together.'"
~Thesilentraven

Whoa. This... is kinda scary...

But good, scary but good. I guess.

Baha.


on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:26 am
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

YOU JUST MADE MY DAY.... and I'm a little concerned. :)

on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:25 am
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
3 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

Yeah, I don't think most people do... thank you!

on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:24 am
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

I am here to open your mind to strange new things... and Apples to Apples is the greatest game, agreed. :)

Thanks!


on Jan. 25 2011 at 9:22 am
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

You mean, "way to think outside the"...um...the.... REFRIGERATOR!

Thanks :)


BARBIE said...
on Jan. 19 2011 at 1:16 pm
I LOVE IT!!! THIS IS MY LIFE

Sally Smith said...
on Jan. 19 2011 at 1:11 pm
I have never thought of a toaster like this. It is very creative and you are really thinking out of  the box.

on Jan. 12 2011 at 3:52 pm
BeautifulCacophony SILVER, Lake In The Hills, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
"I believe everything happens for a reason. People change so that you learn to let go. You believe lies so that eventually you learn to trust no one but yourself. And sometimes, things fall apart so that better things can fall together."-Marilyn Monro

Well, that  was fantastic!!! I will never see a toaster the same way again. :)

Great poem, it was quirky and hilarious, but still very well written!!

And Apples to Apples is the greatest game of the planet.


on Jan. 12 2011 at 10:12 am
GodsGirl36 PLATINUM, Topeka, Kansas
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Favorite Quote:
Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.

That. Is. EPIC! :D 

 

Never thought of a toaster that way before...way to think outside the box! ;-) 


on Dec. 18 2010 at 2:07 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

The game Apples to Apples? Have you ever played it? There's one card that has an adjective and you have seven random cards in your hand that have some sort of noun. The goal is to try and play what you think is the best noun described by the adjective and another player "judges" everyone's noun cards once they are down (the judge position rotates each turn). At the time the adjective was "sensual" and I was at a lost for anything in my hand, so I just played "toaster." And I ended up winning the round.... it was just a fun night with some friends :)

11MaTa BRONZE said...
on Dec. 18 2010 at 2:04 pm
11MaTa BRONZE, Pueblo, Colorado
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what made you think of writing such a silly poem????

on Dec. 14 2010 at 10:05 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

That it did ;D

on Dec. 14 2010 at 10:02 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
3 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

I'm confused too, honestly... but thanks for liking it! Teehee

on Dec. 14 2010 at 4:01 pm
justsmileanddance PLATINUM, Montgomery, Alabama
28 articles 42 photos 67 comments

Favorite Quote:
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
-Albus Dumbledore

confused by this but i like it!!

11MaTa said...
on Dec. 14 2010 at 3:23 pm
Im a BIGGGG wierdo so .......I WUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!(giggle...it turned that bagel on!!!!)

KaileeM BRONZE said...
on Nov. 26 2010 at 8:30 pm
KaileeM BRONZE, Magnolia, New Jersey
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your metaphors are amazing- please keep writting! well done

on Nov. 14 2010 at 10:57 am
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

Sankeuu :)

halls SILVER said...
on Sep. 2 2010 at 2:24 pm
halls SILVER, Harrison City, Pennsylvania
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omg i love this its fabulous

on Aug. 13 2010 at 4:39 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
3 articles 0 photos 23 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

It's a great party game! So much fun.

on Aug. 13 2010 at 4:39 pm
Strangecolor BRONZE, Ellicott City, Maryland
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Favorite Quote:
"Everything we do is insignificant, but it is very important that we do it." -Gandhi

Haha, honestly, I don't remember, I don't like to defend my choice, but sometimes if it's outlandish enough, it'll win. Depends whom I with. 

I suppose it is sort of a skill to make kitchen appliances sound sensual, :P



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