Materials
- A boatload of lies
- One pocketful of excuses
- One pinch of only talking about yourself
- A heap of gossiping
- A whisper of interrupting
- One mound of ignoring for new friends

Directions
1. Take the boatload of lies and through them on your friend.
2. Next, stir in one pocketful of excuses for being late, not talking, or not being there for your friend.
3. Add in one pinch of only talking about yourself in order to marinate your friend.
4. On a separate day, add a heap of gossiping behind your friend’s back
5. Mix in some whispers of interrupting your friend to really annoy them
6. Fully fold in one mound of ignoring your friend for some new friends
7. Repeat steps 1-6 as many times as needed until you lose your friend.