I hate it when you pick my weight,
I hate it when you make my shake.
I hate it when you correct my form,
I hate your 45lb plates even more.

I hate it when you quote the anchorman,
I hate the name Murph more than Diane.
I hate the early morning class,
I hate it when you tell me to get my a** to the grass.

I hate it when Dave Castro is on tv,
I hate it when we do mobility.
I hate it when I hear paleo food,
I hate it when my membership doesn't automatically renew.

I hate the stress of open season,
I hate that you're my only reason.
I hate your quote of the day,
I hate it when your not there to make me a better athlete.