There was once a king in chem
Who ate an M&M
He liked it so much
That he decided such,

“I shall eat a mole of M&M’s!!”
“At least 10 a second, as if they were gems”

“No matter the cost”
“I shall eat them till my eyes are crossed”

Then came his advisor
Who was the King's equalizer

For you see, he did not rhyme
Because his life was full of grime

“ I have done the math, sir, and it will be impossible
  for you to eat a mole of M&M’s at only 10 M&M’s
  per second , as it will take you 1.91×1015  years to finish them all!!”

The King ignored his advice
For he had already paid the price
For those nice nice M&M’s

As the King started to eat
His advisor started to tweet,

“ Lol my King is dumb,
the Universe is 14 billion years old,
he would have to eat 65,000 more times
than the age of the universe to eat a mole of M&M’s”

So the King ate
To fulfill his fate

And as time went by
He didn’t die

For the M&M’s granted him immortality
Cuz he ate them happily

So he saw civilizations come and go
As he was tasting the rainbow

When he finally went to the end
He looked around for his friends

“Hello!!!!” he said

No one replied
As everyone had died