Recipe for Divorce

January 18, 2018
By CreativeWriting13171 GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
CreativeWriting13171 GOLD, Hartland, Wisconsin
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Ingredients
Wink of hate
Case of Screaming
Heap of dislike
Pocketful of messiness
Basket of irritation
Dab of cheating
Drop of breaking up
6 tons of moving out
For a healthy divorce you will need a wink of hate mixed with a heap of dislike.
Next stir in the case of screaming.
Add a pocketful of messiness to help create a basket of irritation.
Mix well then add the dab of cheating with a drop of breaking up.
After mixing in the 6 tons of moving out you will have a divorce.
Caution: Keep away from healthy marriages.



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