Women have it rough 
Too fat, too skinny
Be tall, not short 
Women have standards 
That they must live up to 
But there are certain things 
That MEN just don’t do 

Don't cry, don’t be a sissy
Man up, don’t throw a hissy 
Go to the gym, you have to look like him 
Don’t be insecure, you're acting like a girl
Don’t go in that bathroom, boys don’t hurl 
Boys don’t get sad, they just get mad 
Fight him if you're a man, only use your hands
Don’t talk about your feelings
What are you, a f*****?
Don’t talk about your emotions, just bag it

Boys cry too 
But I guess its Folie a deux
Because not one is to blame 
For these stereotypes we claim.