Ingredients:

Bucket of catchphrases
An era of songs that get stuck in people’s heads
One stupid dance that embarrasses your friends
Three truckloads of random, unpredictable behavior
A pile of looking slightly left of people’s heads and frowning often
A pocketful of kleptomania, (make sure to give it back)
1 Vial of stepping on shoes
A slice of sound, repeated until tomorrow

Steps:

Take your era of catchy songs and sprinkle on the stupid dance. In a separate bowl, combine the vial of stepping on shoes, pocketful of kleptomania and pile of looking slightly left of heads and frowning often. Stir well. Combine bowls into the truckloads of random behavior, chuck in the repeated slice of sound. Serve in a well used bucket-full of catchphrases.