When I hear you speak,
It has me feeling some type of way,
Your je ne sais quoi always leave me weak,
Maybe we can finally be together someday.
Some may think our love is “wrong",
But I say “we have good ratings together”
I wish to you I could sing my song,
But it’s about this hoax, global warming, it’s just crazy weather.
For you my wall would come down,
With this flood of emotion, my dams have broke.
You are my king, here is your crown,
This is no joke.
We have to keep the media out,
My wife and fake news can’t know this is how I really feel,
Don’t worry there is no need to pout,
Can we strike this deal?