Wanna go to the dance with me?
Check yes
Or no
Or maybe
Or maybe, if your boyfriend breaks up with you
Or if you break up with him
Or you’d love to, but you just don’t feel that way about me
Or you’re not going to answer because you know I already asked Alice Gretchen as a backup
Or no way, you’d never willingly be seen in public with me
Or seriously, do I know what it would do to your reputation if you went with me
Or you totally would, it’s just there’s so much drama between me and my ex
Or you’re going to have to decline, because your best friend has a crush on me
Or hahahahaNO
Or umm...you don’t know how to say this but you’ve always found me annoying
Or lol idk bc im just sort of bleh
Or you’re not going to the dance at all, it’s so cliche
Or you’re already going with that tall guy that looks like Jared Leto
Or dude, no, you’re an independent woman and you don’t need a date
Or your dad would never approve of me in a million years, sorry
Or you’re just getting over a breakup and you just need some time alone
Or maybe
just maybe
Check yes.