There once was a boy named Bill Bedard.
He cared much for famous works of art.
He went to a gallery looking for a salary,
but no one appreciated his creations.
Bill Bedard found an old painting.
He decided to pass it off as his own.
He submitted it to a gallery
and got away cleanly,
until the police showed up the next day.
Bill was arrested and taken to a facility
far far away. There, he met his new
cellmate, who had a bizarre talent for
biting his own toenails. Bill was freaked out, so he
escaped and ran off into the distance,
never to be seen again.