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Jimbo Haidacher
His son's t-rex style body hits the frigid floor
Big Jim flexes his tree trunk arms
Mighty like an ox
Dominant male
King
of his clan
Jimbo spends his days in his dark dry dungeon
Watching reruns of “Deal or No Deal”
His sea eyes fixate on the screen
Locating which suitcase he thinks is filled with hopes and dreams
One
Million
Dollars
Once Jimmy realized he was stronger than the t-rex
He quit his day job protecting the streets
And decided to protect his manhood
Each morning on the day of his blistering battle
Jim mows his masculine mustache
Mounted on his mature facade
He pumps his chest out like a powerful bull
With Fabio hair he rides his steeds to war
T-rex boy was no match for his elder
Jimbob had the fighting skills of Jaden Smith from “The Karate Kid”
Jimothy swoopes his sweeping leg saucing up his son
T-rex boy frantically falls physically
Metaphorically
His child has been defeated
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My friend's dad beat him up because he didn't put away a pancake maker