Octavius Rex

November 9, 2016
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Octavius Rex can be summed up in three simple words:
Long, tan, and handsome.
He is as long as the Eiffel tower.
He is as tan as beautifully aged leather.
He is as handsome as handsome can be.
His sweater is as green as the amazon rainforest.
His shoes are as black as the vacuum of space.
His pants are as brown as poop.
His undershirt is as yellow as the sun.
His bowtie is as blue as the Atlantic Ocean.
His bald spot is as pink as Patrick Star
When people think Octavius Rex,
they think of his beauty,
but never what’s on the inside.
He is more than a piece of fish meat,
he is an anchovy.

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