Have you heard the tale of the Pirate of the Sea
It really does frighten me
With bones full of marrow
His name just happens to be Sparrow
With one quick swoop he broke the bank
And made off with dozens of rakes!
He swung from a rope up way high
All without telling a lie
He shouted once he shouted twice
"You'll never catch me cause I have lice!"
Then he was hit by a pigeon or two and falling off the rope he had a double take
Down he fell until he hit the calm ocean wake
Where there he lies
Guarding some pies!
And that's the tale of the Pirate of the Sea
That still does make me scream