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Theodore Thatch
Theodore Thatch
was quite the catch
who always knew
what to do.
He could talk,
and jibe,
and smile for you,
but he also did
bad things too.
Theodore,
despite his sweet smile,
thought and did things
that were ever so vile.
See,
Thedore liked
for things to go
his way,
even it meant
some bodies were sent
to the bottom of the lake
to decay.
No competition,
no sweat,
all breaks,
Theodore Thatch,
quite the catch,
was also quite a mistake.
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Generally, I'm not a poetry lover, but I had to publish this for my creative writing class, and I had a lot of fun coming up with it. Disclaimer: sorry to anyone named Theodore Thatch. Hopefully this isn't about you.