I’m queen of the world
And my rule is supreme.
How so? You ask.
Well, the answer to that is easy peasy.
Without my lifting a finger or budging a toe
I’ll have you rolling up
To the grocery store
In three-day-old clothes
Using the power of your mind
To scream at Little Miss Daisy
Shuffling down the aisle
And browsing through the shelves
In their tightly packed rows
MOVE LADY! GET OUT THE WAY!
I GOTTA GET HOME, LADY
BEFORE I MISS MY SHOW!
Without wasting my breath
Or making my lips move
I’ll have you lounging in your bedroom
Attempting telekinesis to reach your remote
And saying your vows to bae and side bae
Blanket and Pillow
Only to be caught cheating
With your cat Mr. Snuggles
And Jell-o McCoucho.
Without working my brain – thinking’s too hard
I’ll have you in school
Shuffling down the halls in your favorite pjs
You know – the ones
With the Cookie Monsters
Going OMNOMNOM?
Just so you can be comfy
While the nurse calls your mom.
’Cause I’m Queen Lay Zee
And my rule is supreme.