Reasons I can’t sleep at night:
My cat is jumping on me
I’m uncomfortable
I’m too warm
I’m too cold
Humans complain about math, even though they invented it
The inevitable heat death of the universe
Something that happened 5 years ago and is completely irrelevant
The feel of his lips on my neck
The vomit that surges up when I think about his lips on my neck
The internet exists
There is no reason for the alphabet to be in the order than it is in
I have no idea what I am alive for
My sister is snoring
My neighbors are robots (or aliens. I can’t decide)
If I don’t shower now that is 15 less minutes that I get to sleep in
I could suddenly die tomorrow without eating pasta for the last time
The only time the word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly
What if we aren’t actually alive
Are there any times that I haven’t seen on a clock?
When the titanic sank, did the lobsters in the kitchen go back to their families?
How many puppies have I not yet petted?
I will be the last person to die in my lifetime.
If anything is possible, what is important?
What if I was a superhero?
I’m uncomfortable.