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I Need to Go
March 7, 2016
I need to go,
But I can’t go.
I really need to go, though.
I feel like it’s gonna blow!
Can I ask to go?
Probably no.
I’m afraid to ask, though.
It’s an emergency, I know.
I can’t keep it in, oh.
Don’t let it go!
Too late, it just flowed.
Oh no, but it feels good though.
© Christopher M., Dededo, GU
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One time in class, a creative writing class, I really needed to use the bathroom, but I thought I couldn't, so as I tried to hold it in, I decided to write something to keep my mind off of it, which soon evolved into this poem before you. This is meant to be a funny poem that probably anybody can relate to.