He is a pirate.
He is a pirate man.
He is a real pirate man.
He eats yummy stuff.
Drinks lots of rum.
Dudes got dreads.
Dude talks cool, slowly, and boss like.
Dude is chill.
Dude is confused but extremely laid back.
Never worried.
Eating an old piece of chicken dude found on the ground.
White teeth, but kinda gross’n nasty.
Clothed in cool looking but rather raggy cloths.
Nice cool boots in which he swims in.
Ooh, a nice sword.
Smart but dumb.
Nice and drunk sounding voice.
He got a sidekick who don’t wear no tights: Ain't that the truth.
A coach. Stealing crime. Jack Sparrow.
He would be a cow.
He would be yellow and green like a leprechaun.
Chaun chaun chaun chaun chaun.
That word sounds funny.
He likes Nirvana.
That dude rocks eyeliner,
I call it dude liner.
Yo ho yo ho and three bottles of rum.
And today was almost the day you caught Jack Sparrow.