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i. FEND
April 6, 2015
i. FEND
lllissenerupyer phoo’see godda
deFENDer bherd-hers aie saeh,
beh-cahwz dhay tearen’dee oooo’ll flyag-o part n
dey dryv-in heerin deer gar-byadge chruhcks
‘crussde bherd-er yA see daeh,
beetayhk-en jerbsfrum, armeeruhkha we’awhta
KICK thawse
gooooodfurnuht-een mehksie’an
s*** herds BACK.
cross-ahbherdr-i say!
© Matt B., Highland Village, TX
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