Help! My friend Dave is missing and I need your help to find him.
Dave is a thirty two year old male who is five feet ten inches tall,
has short brown hair, and wears the glasses you might expect
someone who likes teddy bears to wear.
He drives a black mid-size car- rather well too, I noticed the day he drove
thirty miles an hour in a thirty five zone.
He can often be seen with his children, others’ children, or working
with children. This man is great with children.
Dave was last seen drawing snowmen from his hospital bed-
he mentioned something about a winter scene for some collaboration
project at the art museum I visited one time sophomore year.
As for his mental health, I am unsure. Dave is rather hysterical, but I’ve never
seen him when not around children- take caution.
Dave is an especially curious fellow. He may approach you and
ask you odd questions regarding the quality of your weekend.
Speaking of weekends, Dave is a regular in the rich, downtown area
(funny how that works out), and is no stranger to the odd events
that occur this time of year.
If you see Dave, please tell him that I say hi.
This is not because I want to see him again,
but because I want to know if his heart is as big as his kind words.