Being tall is the best
It makes it much easier to cheat on a test.
Just kidding, I play fair.
They say don’t wear heels but I don’t care.
I don’t need help when I go shopping,
The only problem is when I’m dropping
My phone because it’s got a long way to go.
Still my height helps me play
Different sports every day.
My legs are long like this song
And they look good all day long.
Since I’m taller I look a lot older,
Which ended up making me a whole lot bolder.
It also made my humor a little dark.
On the plus side I was never stopped at an amusement park.
So here’s a toast
To being tall and towering over most.