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Theiyr’re MAG
June 10, 2014
(Take That, Grammar Police)
Theiyr're.
It's the perfect word.
It means
their, there, and they're.
Now theiyr're is no way
To mistake the three.
Now instead of messing up
and writing
“The dog is over their,”
you write
“The dog is over theiyr're.”
Nobody can tell you
to correct the their
to there.
And best of all,
you no longer have to
memorize three separate
words.
It's just one simple
theiyr're.
Look over theiyr're.
Theiyr're over theiyr're.
This is theiyr're boat.
It just makes everything
easier.
No worries.
So theiyr're.
© Arianna J., Temecula, CA
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. said...
on Jun. 18 2014 at 1:33 am
Love the originality behind this! it made me smile. Theiyr're will be a lot of people who appreciate this haha
