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The Best Pick Up Lines

February 28, 2014
By Mishamigo DIAMOND, Newton, Kansas
Mishamigo DIAMOND, Newton, Kansas
54 articles 28 photos 24 comments

Favorite Quote:
We accept the love we think we deserve.


Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Are you a magnet? cuz im attracted to you
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!



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on Mar. 22 2014 at 1:35 pm
SaphiraBrightscales DIAMOND, Islamabad, Other
75 articles 16 photos 1143 comments

Favorite Quote:
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou
When i was little/I used to point a chubby finger toward the dark sky/And ask my father/why some stars moved and others didn’t/He would laugh and explain that some were airplanes/I still wish on them today ~ Laugh-It-Out
The feathers of a crow are black/The ink of my pen is blacker/The pain of my heart is blackest~ Mckay
If love produced a blossom/I’d take it in my palm/What a blessing, the bright color!/How soothing, such a balm!/I’d keep a petal for my own/The rest, drop from my hands/For such a flower would multiply/And populate the lands~ thesilentraven
And I began to rival legends/Long entombed before my birth./But for all my much envied fame/The lust for more would not abate./The plaques and prizes with my name/Will, like all things, disintegrate. ~ TheEpic95 now known as Helena_Noel

HEY! I know I shoulda come here quicker. Just that these days have been pretty hectic. PROMISE Imma read MUCH more soon. But hey anyway, Mishamigo! Firstly It is great to have you here on TeenInk. Secondly Gosh, you already have such a lot of stuff up, don't know what to read and what not. haha. Oh and THIS ONE IS JUST. :D You invented them all by yourself?? Here's my favourite one : "Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous." ;) Though it is HP but still :D  Okay I have to go now. Gonna see you soon.

on Mar. 13 2014 at 7:55 pm
nelehjr DIAMOND, Lingle, Wyoming
60 articles 11 photos 381 comments

Favorite Quote:
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Haha! Thank you! I made the first one up myself and then the second was from my father :)

on Mar. 11 2014 at 2:12 pm
Mishamigo DIAMOND, Newton, Kansas
54 articles 28 photos 24 comments

Favorite Quote:
We accept the love we think we deserve.

OH MY GOODNESS I love those hahaha! :D

on Mar. 10 2014 at 10:29 pm
nelehjr DIAMOND, Lingle, Wyoming
60 articles 11 photos 381 comments

Favorite Quote:
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Hahaha! L♥ved it!
Your eyes are like mud from a gold mine.
What's a dazzling urbanite like yourself doing in a rustic setting like this?
 

on Mar. 10 2014 at 1:52 pm
Mishamigo DIAMOND, Newton, Kansas
54 articles 28 photos 24 comments

Favorite Quote:
We accept the love we think we deserve.

Why thank you:)

on Mar. 8 2014 at 4:49 am
thatunknownthing DIAMOND, Dubai, Other
67 articles 0 photos 211 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift; that's why they call it the present"

SIMPLY AWESOME!!