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Dear Valued Customer,

Give us all of your money
And impress that sexy honey


Take out a bill fold
Then she'll be yours to hold

Buy our one of a kind flowers
And you'll get manly superpowers

Also, diamonds are a must
For some of that feminine lust

But don't forget sweets
They're perfect for under the sheets

Oh, did we mention?
You need us for sexual tension!

And we want your cash
Because we're running out of hash

Sincerely,
Mr. We Need You Severly

P.S.
Happy Valentine's Day!
(Seriously, don't forget to pay.)



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