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Valentine's Pay
February 13, 2014
Dear Valued Customer,
Give us all of your money
And impress that sexy honey
Take out a bill fold
Then she'll be yours to hold
Buy our one of a kind flowers
And you'll get manly superpowers
Also, diamonds are a must
For some of that feminine lust
But don't forget sweets
They're perfect for under the sheets
Oh, did we mention?
You need us for sexual tension!
And we want your cash
Because we're running out of hash
Sincerely,
Mr. We Need You Severly
P.S.
Happy Valentine's Day!
(Seriously, don't forget to pay.)
© Kelly Z., Niscayuna, NY
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