You find the best ways to ruin my day

Without even trying

I guess you have a gift

To make me constantly crying

I can't even get away from you

You're everywhere

It's no longer a matter of distance

You've invaded my software

Social media, name a site

Your name pops up like a blinking light

I seem like the bad guy for complaining

But people just don't understand

You surround me

My life is a forced hand

Go! Shoo! Just get away

What else do I have to say?

You pester me greatly

I tried to be nice

Obviously thats not working

Because you stick to me like lice

Our friendship is over

We're way past drifting

You know it's true

So let that ship set sail

So we can both move on already