I had a girlfriend once

She was loyal, and oh so beautiful

That long, golden hair

Which flowed in the breeze without a care

Those dark brown eyes

Just one stare, and they showed you that hope never dies

And that gorgeous face

With those pearly white teeth

One glance, and my wildest dreams i never had to chase

Yes, to me she was different from every other girl

The way she walked on her four legs

Hypnotizing my mind into a loving twirl

For those two-legged creatures, only an idiot begs

I gave my heart to them more than once, but none ever truly received

But she, she retrieved

And has had it ever since

Until the day came

When she jumped over the fence