January 20, 2013
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So you want to join us? Well we have a few conditions,
Poke each other, write on the walls, go with social traditions,
Tell us what's on your mind, here in white and blue,
don't keep secrets, tell them all, give everything of you,
Here we rank in likes, so do keep up the pace,
share lyrics, quotes, LOL and YOLO-these pages of your face,
Oh you want a profile picture? well here is what you do,
load makeup on, get the cleavage out and oh yes...big pout too.
Now your language turns to lower case, and to get by you have to know,
Funny. Flawless. Beautiful. That's the way to go.
But, above all other facebook rules, do not forget these-
Deep down we all fear the decline, and so do accept us please.

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GeenaElise said...
Jan. 26, 2013 at 6:19 am
This is amazing. 
Thatdaydreamer This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. replied...
Jan. 27, 2013 at 12:06 pm
thankyou so much!:)
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