Watch Your Movies

August 27, 2012
"Bad things happen in caves, folks, watch your movies."
- Will, "Land of the Lost"

Bad things happen...
50) on Lawnmowers
49) in Buses
48) in Basements
47) in Arcades
46) at Sea
45) at Yardsales
44) in Hot Air Balloons
43) at the Movies
42) on Boats
41) in Snowstorms

You guys still with me? Okay, good.

40) in Zoos
39) at the Doctor
38) in Locker Rooms
37) at Carnivals
36) in the Woods
35) in Parking Lots
34) at the Dentist
33) in Helecopters
32) with Sharks
31) at Lakes

Not bad, huh? Keep going.

30) at Baseball Games
29) in Parachutes
28) in Subways
27) in Cities
26) by Bonfires
25) behind Bleachers
24) in Dance Clubs
23) at Banks
22) in Tree Houses
21) in High Heels

We're almost there...

20) on Mondays
19) in Areanas
18) on Youtube
17) in Twisters
16) in Alleys
15) at the Hair Stalon
14) on Full Moons
13) with Flat Tires
12) on Bridges
11) in Graveyards

The top ten of our countdown. Didn't you just get a chill? Anyway, keep reading!

10) on Planes
9) in Summer Cabins
8) in Convinent Stores
7) on Train Tracks
6) on Golf Carts
5) at School Dances
4) on Trains
3) in Revolving Doors
2) in Cornfields

And the Number One place where bad things happen... (Drum Role...)

1) on Facebook.

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Irenie This work has been published in the Teen Ink monthly print magazine. said...
Jun. 13, 2013 at 1:22 am
Very unique! This is great :D
so_joy said...
Dec. 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm
This is comical yet very enjoyable. Very interesting idea. I enjoyed it. Please read, rate, and comment on my poems! It would mean a lot:) Thanks!
GGLovesLife said...
Oct. 19, 2012 at 8:10 am
Haha, no joke on any of this. One should be on horseback. :)
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