If I Was An Idiot

June 8, 2012
By Anonymous

I would pet a skunk
I would go dumpster diving
I would drink old milk
I would wear parachute pants
I would sit on a cactus
I would go to school during summer
I would eat crayons
I would do a belly flop on tar
I would eat refrigerator magnets
I would eat glue
I would like the Fray
I would trade a dime for a nickel cause its bigger
Thank god I'm not an idiot.....

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