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Judge
Hello?
Hi.
Excuse me miss, but can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Did it hurt?
What?
When you fell from heaven?
Oh I get it!
You do?
Yeah, you want to bring someone home, unfortunately your mother still lives there with her seven cats that will most likely eat her when she dies.
Ouch that hurt.
Good, maybe next time you’ll think twice before opening your mouth to say some lame pick up line.
Well maybe next time you’ll think twice before talking to the town sheriff that way!
Sorry officer.
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