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Too Funny To Be Real
I’m honestly one of the funniest people on the planet
I tell jokes
dance
sing
make people laugh till their stomach hurts.
I’m so funny that people follow me around
Everywhere I go.
I’m titled as the most famous comedian in the world.
I don’t need any laughing gas to make my
Fans laugh.
It can be so much work to attend people’s special parties
and to make them laugh.
I ask for a high price to come to make people laugh.
All the other comedians out there are
Envious.
They are jealous that I take their spotlight from them.
What can I do?
I’m sorry that
I’m just too funny.
Why can’t everyone love me? I didn’t do anything wrong.
Sigh….
Being funny is a pain.
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