Why Is my Sub so Annoying?

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#6, NO SPROUTS.
After I place the plain golden chips in neatly,
And take a big bite,
My tastebuds instantly scream delicious!
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
Am I hearing the sub talking?
Why is my sub so agitating?

I take a break to sip my water through a bright yellow and red striped straw.
I gaze down and see my sub.
I feel like i'm hovering over a sandwich that just wants to be left alone,
Alone to finish off the water.
But since when do subs drink water?
Why is my sub so aggravating?

I take the sub with all my might,
Just one more delicious bite.

Just one more taste,
Just one more bite.

Crunch, crunch, crunch.
Am I hearing the sub talking?

Subs don't talk, but this one's annoying.





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