We are trapped in a world we cannot escape,
With so many people acting like apes,
No one to turn to in these times of peril,
Even the President acts like Will Ferrell.

So much chaos in this world,
Even God, it seems, has hurled,
All this craziness down upon us,
Causing quite a major fuss.

In this world, darkness is near,
Always causing everyone fear,
Always leering in the shadows,
Patiently waiting for its foes.

But alas there is some hope,
For those of you willing to cope,
The darkness will not take hold of you,
Even though there are so few.

Welcome to the world you cannot escape,
With so many people acting like apes,
With no one to turn to in these times of peril,
Where even the President acts like Will Ferrell.