My whole universe has revolved around three things,
My family, my friends, and my obsessive geeky flings,

But my entire life
hasn’t even started to begin,
Could make a song,
Cause planets to dissolve
(Could move to Canada!)
Learning all the elements,
Discovering where Columbus went,
All started with little me!

Some would say that gamer obsessions are really quite strange,
But to them I say to give their realities a change,
Just take a dive
into a cybernetic coaster ride,
Jump with Mario,
Give Legend of Zelda a go!
(Samus is a girl!)
Never even know, let your inner geekdom show,
All starts with little ol’ me!

But my family and friends know that I’m quite weird,
But they’d all support me, even if I grew a beard!
Mom and Dad would protect me,
Friends and relatives respect me,
I think they’d all think song is pretty cool!
(Relatives are trekkies!)
You see it all is true, betcha never even knew,
It all starts with little ol’ me!