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In Response to Capers' Haters
Hey there little caper
You know I love you
I love you on pizza
I love you on pasta
But... but Capie
What are you?
So small and green
So salty and always yummy
You come in a jar
That I know
You are something pickled
That, too, I know
My mom does not like you
Why I do not know
Neither did my ex-boyfriend
Maybe that's why
We didn't work out
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