The color of a dirty sea
Then add some green food coloring
It feels like bristles on my hands
But a cozy bed upon my back and head
Perfectly chopped
Not a piece too long or out of place
Sometimes, there’s even a surprise that waits
Hidden
Growing underneath all this wonderful, green grass
...A WEED

Now my favorite color is soiled
I no longer want to lie on my back
Everything is wrong and out of whack
But I too have a surprise
Hidden
Waiting in the garage
A surprise that will be loved and will guarantee a happy ending for three
...WEED KILLER

Sprits, Sprits
Now there are three happy people
I never said you’d be
I was only talking about
Ace Hardware
The once again beautiful grass
And one super happy
...ME!