If I were the President
I would not be denied
And if someone made a fool of me
I would see to their demise
If I were the President
When I walked down the street
People would bellow with joy
And bow down to my feet
If I were the President
I would eat as much candy as I please
Get fat and chubby
And giggle with glee
If I were the President
I would not go to school
I would lounge about all day
And swim in the White House’s pool
If I were the President
I would watch T.V. all the time
My eyes would turn to squares
But my parents wouldn’t be able to whine
But
Do I really want to be President?
I have everything I want right here
Awesome friends, a loving family
So I live happily, never in a cloak of sadness or fear