Hairlarious
Hair is right there.

It’ll always be there, unless you grow old,
or lose it due to the cold.

You can wear your hair,
while sitting in a chair in northern Delaware.

You can wear it in a ‘fro, or a Mohawk at that!
But, if you get a silly bowl cut, it’ll make your head look fat.

Hair is like a symphony, it needs to be NSYNC,
because if you mess your hairdo up, everyone will say that your head is a shade of ugly pink.

But then again, there is that chance, that you could always fold,
to shave off your Hairlarious bother, but it would suck when it got cold!