nothing’s as you know it.
the grass is not green,
unless you’re on the other side
the world revolves around you,
the sun, too
pluto is a still planet
infinity comes to an end
and we know the last digit of pi.
animals can talk
makeup makes you pretty
and you won’t ever get your heart broken
books should be judged by their covers
everything is always what it seems
and first impressions never last
parents live to make your life miserable
diet soda makes you skinnier
life is always easy
everything you hear is true
the gossip is true
the rumors are true

Believe me,
I would never lie to you.